Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honourably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR’S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and ****… AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Annihilator: Chicken isn’t it frightening, chicken aren’t you scared…?
Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE ****IN’ FJURRRY!!!!
Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses… just like witches at black masses…
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i’m writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore…
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don’t come easy!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh… mighty grim avendark…
Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in its vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an Italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh…
Joe Satriani: “tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*”
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you’ve ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he’s the bringer of the blight…
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some,chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Angra: To carry on!
Edguy: To fly to the skies of no return.
Hammerfall: It crossed the road on a metal motorbike.